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Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please.
My name is Striktly Biznez
I be a Hall of Fame
Me spittn rhymes still bringin some pain
West Side, you freekin' insane
You come to me, you get hit by a steel chain
I roll wit my punches, i throw wit the kicks
Cos' you know that I be spittin they be as sharp as toothpicks
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